x/x/x/x/x/xwe should get jerseys ‘cause we make a good team
but yours would look better than mine
‘cause you’re outta my league
- I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
- And when they press it
- A balloon should come down from the sky
- With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
- And then they won’t be sad anymore
Yes please
oh my gosh it’s 6am
are those birds I hear
holy cats I think those are birds
why do i always stay up so late
you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these
meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident





